Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Wett All Over: The Meaning of Shower - welcome
A Shower Catalogue
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My shower obsession
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Friday, April 3, 2009
Buckland Valley Easter – The Meaning of Bush-Camping Shower
What a palaver camping is: that’s half its point. Fortunately our friends the Porters and the Hanbys have been here since Tuesday, so there’s a fire, a covered kitchen area and even a toilet, a wooden toilet and seat above a pit shielded with a canvas sheet, into which you pour a can of dirt when you’re finished. And if you’re a boy, as the girls discovered this morning, you forget to put down the lid and – like a version of the boy in Sixth Sense – “there’s flies everywhere.” As compensation for the basic level of amenities you get a superb view across the stream and the valley. It’s like being a nature king on a throne. Or, failing that, it’s like having a dump in the woods.
We were due to have gone to the
(It’s hard to pour the water into the hole at the top of the bag. Nick’s found a drink bottle the neck of which fits perfectly, and cutting off the bottom makes a neat funnel. Apparently it never occurred to the manufacturers of the bush-shower that getting water into the thing efficiently was an important consideration.)
Anyway, everything was pretty much set up in advance. We have a shower site, across the stream, and the shower itself is a simple bag which lies in the sun all day until the afternoon when the water’s warm enough to be useable.
Now, instead of a shower being a part of one’s daily routine, an efficient way of getting clean and ready for the day ahead, warm water is a scarce luxury that has to be planned hours in advance, taken frugally and savoured: we don’t know what we’ve got till it’s not there. (This is true of the
Thursday, April 2, 2009
The Meaning of Shower, According to the Oxford English Dictionary
Shower is of uncertain origin, and appears to have at its root the notion of a fitful spell of something – rain, for example, or illness: something that comes, is with us in copious amounts and then is gone just as suddenly. It’s a very old word, over a thousand years old in fact, with roots still deeper than that. You may recall how Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales starts, with a reference to April’s sweet showers piercing March’s droughts to the root. There’s a quaint though recent (1943) meaning from New Zealand, a “light decorated covering spread over cups and saucers set out on a tray or table,” and a sweet quote: “All was out of sight beneath a large and snowing fabric… the kind of gossamer thing he could remember his mother had coveted many years ago in a shop window and described as a shower.”
(As I wrote the above, a tremendous shower poured down upon us from a sky that was blue just moments ago. Alanis Morrisette might call this ironic, though it is merely coincidental. Bloody inconvenient when you’re camping, though.)
The meaning I’m concerned with, however, dates from 1873, is first used by Mark Twain, and for its first fifty years – as noticed by the OED, at any rate – it’s a far from pleasant thing. It’s medicinal (1873: “He has fell back on hot foot-baths at night and cold showers in the morning” – Mark Twain) and, as Twain’s use showed, it’s stone cold (1889: “You forgot to put the ice in the shower, Francois; it is hardly bracing enough” – Gunter).
Then suddenly, between the wars, it becomes part of the daily routine, preparation for the day ahead: “I had a shower and rammed on some clothes” 1953, Macdonald) – and notice how it’s already associated with getting ready efficiently, if not in a rush. In the blink of an etymological eye, a merely quarter century, it becomes a necessity to cleanliness that is assumed as a right and noticeable in its absence: “Must have a shower. I’ve been in a muck sweat all day” – 1953, Lehmann. So in less than a century it’s evolved from a freezing tonic to midway between a luxury and a requirement: “The bathroom… was small, but lush… with… a bidet and a corner shower” (Wainwright, 1973).
(Note the economy with which the OED illustrates this development: those five quotes, each with a distinct and evolving meaning, are all we get. There’s a mini thesis there, done without plaudit or ceremony. I hope the editor who compiled it knows it is appreciated.)
The word shower used in this way, incidentally, is really an abbreviation of shower bath, described by the OED as “Also U.S. a form of punishment for convicts”: there’s a quotation from 1868 referring to the “severe punishment” of the “terrible Shower Bath… now seldom used.” The original focus is on the bath, and only later on the shower: “They have invented a machine… which is now very much in use; it is called a shower-bath. It is like a sentry-box” (Duc de Levis’ Eng, 1815).
In that same period of time, by the way – from 1873 to the present – the Oxford English Dictionary was executed (having been conceived in the late 1850s), printed (twice) and has now evolved so that I can refer to it on my laptop in the middle of the bush. In this location, it can’t be said that the shower has progressed as far…The Meaning of Wett All Over
Describing in 1798 how well she “bore” her first shower, Elizabeth Drinker, wife of a well-to-do Quaker merchant, records that she had not been “wett all over att once, for 28 years past.” This illustrates the amazing fact that, over the course of just a few generations, washing went from being an “occasional and haphazard routine of a small segment of the population to a regular practice of the large bulk of the people” (Bushman R and Bushman C, “The early history of cleanliness in America,” Journal of American History, 74(4), 1988: pp1213-38 – this quote p. 1214).